How to Give a Blowjob

I’ve been reading the Adventures of Brad P lately (awesome book, thanks Lance for recommending it) and while I could talk all day about how awesome this book is and how great it is for improving your game, I want to address something that Brad P brings up that is near and dear to my heard. I’m up to chapter 15, so I’m not going to speak for the whole book, but through chapter 15, he brings up on multiple occasions how bad most women are at giving head.

This is something that I have been struggling with over the last 6 months. Is it really that hard?  I guess it must have something to do with guys being generally easy to please and too pussy to instruct, making women less likely to learn how to give a really good blowjob (thankfully my girlfriend gives amazing head and loves doing it, so this is less of an issue now).

When I first decided back in May that this was a serious issue, I decided that I needed to find a good instructional porn clip that I could point women to for help. I had remembered seeing a porn clip of the perfect blowjob only days before but for whatever reason couldn’t find it in my browsing history, making me a very sad panda. Since then I have been on the lookout for this clip or another equally as good blowjob clip to save. Today, completely randomly without even looking for it (I had clicked on one of the videos added today and it was a related video that showed up below), I found the video of the perfect blowjob. Check it out.

Notice the perfect ratio of mouth to hand, the perfect amount of saliva, the speed and depth, and the twisting motion of the head.

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Posted in sex. 3 Comments »

3 Responses to “How to Give a Blowjob”

  1. The Dateable Dork Says:

    Is it pathetic that I won’t click on that link because I don’t want to know how bad (or good) I really am? In the spirit of “creating my own reality,” I have decided to believe with every bone in my body that I give fantastic blowjobs. Hence, I truly *will* give great head, and everyone will love me. : )

  2. Hammer Says:

    That would be cute except that you read the posts out of order. Also, I totally don’t believe that you didn’t watch that video.


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