I want DD

The Dateable Dork hasn’t gotten laid in around 6 months or so, which is kind of hard to believe considering that she seems pretty cute and has a fun little attitude that I think would appeal to most guys. I have offered countless times to help her out with that dry spell, but she seems to have something against meeting people through the blog.

Anyway, for the sake of going into her next dates with a clear (non-desperate for cock) head, I would like to PUBLICLY volunteer my services. What do you guys think?

Posted in dating, sex. 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “I want DD”

  1. Honey Says:

    Aw, come on, DD! You can give him a fake name and turn him down for sex and still have a fun little meet and greet 🙂

  2. The Dateable Dork Says:

    Honey – Don’t encourage him! : )

    Hammer – I’m flattered as usual. Thank you for your purely philanthropic offer (haha), but I’ll have to pass. Aren’t there plenty of cute girls in this city for you to hit on? : )

  3. Hammer Says:

    Yea but your blog’s getting boring and I want to spice things up. Plus I could use the community service hours to put on my resume. “3 hours making the Dateable Dork cum in a cascade of orgasms that put her on the brink of a coma” is the new Peace Corps, haven’t you heard?

    I’ve been going out 4 nights a week kicking it like Tai Bo in preparation for my 3 day 1 on 1 in Vegas first weekend in March, so let’s just say that I’m not the one who’s desperate. I just think that you could fit nicely into the rotation.

  4. artshopgirl Says:

    Keep trying. Just because there are offers doesn’t mean we are interested in accepting them.

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